Doritos LOCOS TACOS v2.0!

This image depicts the instructions on assembling the Cooler Ranch Doritos Locos Taco.

On March 8th 2012, the Doritos Locos Tacos took the nation by storm. This delicious wonder, created by the all-star tag team of junk food, Taco Bell and Frito-Lay, satisfied most Americans hunger. At least Americans that aren’t JohnScott, the blasphemer that hates on Doritos. However, this phenomenon left one burning question. “When are they gonna make the Cooler Ranch version?!” This also led to many cries of “Doritos taco…that’s pretty cool but it’d be way better if it was Cooler Ranch.” If you happen to be one of them people, fret no more my friends, the inevitable destiny of this highly acclaimed tortilla chip has finally come to fruition.

On April 4th 2012,  T-Bell posted via Twitter “We’re coming out with a cool, new taco this summer. #HintHint“.  Sorry we’re fashionably late on this topic, but its exciting news! As stated by Eric, on the original Doritos Locos Tacos, posting about this kind of stuff is not really our forte, but the bonds between Taco Bell and nerdism run deep. Represent, T-Bell!  That’s all the information we have for now, as the saga of Doritos flavored shells at Taco Bell continues, you can be sure we’ll have something to say about it!

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4 responses to “Doritos LOCOS TACOS v2.0!”

1. JohnScott says:

   April 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

   As I’ve stated many times, it’s not my fault the smell of Doritos makes me nauseous

   • Chris says:

     April 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm

     It actually is your fault. Stop having the wrong biological response to things.

2. JohnScott says:

   April 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

   As I’ve stated many times, it’s not my fault the smell of Doritos makes me nauseous

   • Chris says:

     April 6, 2012 at 4:21 pm

     It actually is your fault. Stop having the wrong biological response to things.