Friday Five – Things to blow money on
Welcome to the Friday Five! Each week we help you get to know our writers a little better with the help of a top 5 list. This week’s category: Things you would blow money on(fictional or not).
It’s crazy how many things exist in movies and comics that aren’t, and probably never will be, real. It’s also incredibly depressing. I mean, I would sell my left leg for the chance to visit a real Jurassic Park! Just as I would probably lose my left leg if I were given a Light Saber. . . Regardless, this shit is cool! Let’s see what everyone picked.
Chris
- Hoverboard – I was never really into skateboarding, but who doesn’t want to float!
- Lightsaber – It may be a little cliche, probably more so than the Hoverboard above, but it’s versatile. It slices, dices, it even juliennes fries, but never dulls!
- Nokia Morph – As long as it runs Android.
- Sonic Screwdriver – “Doesn’t kill, doesn’t wound, doesn’t maim. But I’ll tell you what it does do: It is very good at opening doors.”
- Web-Shooters – While it would be pretty damn hard to use them properly without the reflexes and what not of a spider they’d still be fun to play with. Well until you ran out of web-fluid. . .
Pisko
- Surrogates (from the Bruce Willis movie of the same name)
- Light Cycle from Tron
- Bat Cave
- Super Painful Adamantium Bone Implants
- Popplers (from Futurama)
Vogel
Damn you Cobb, you stole all my ideas!
- Hoverboard – Back To The Future 2 – but not pink please.
- Lightsaber – Star Wars – If I still had to construct it myself, that’d be ok.
- Land Speeder – Star Wars Episode IV – The speeder bikes, not the convertible monstrosity Luke has on Tatooine.
- LucasArts – Just to get it running again
- X-Wing (as long as it comes with an R2 unit)- I know, Star Wars heavy. But this aircraft is good for transcontinental flight as well as space travel.
Oh, you’re getting the pink one!
Drootin
- Portal Gun – Portals are fun
- Any Tediore gun from Borderlands 2 – I think its pretty cool to be able to throw your gun it explodes and a new one appears in your hands.
- Nuka-Cola Quantum – Its a glowing, slightly radioactive energy drink why wouldn’t I at least try it? I’d try it just for the novelty of it making my pee glow.
- Phoenix Down – Would be nice to have around should anything tragic happen to me or a loved one.
- “Pasiv” dream machine – I loved Inception and like the thought of being able to control your dreams.
Audra
- Sonic Screwdriver with a Red Setting – it has to be able to work on wood. …if you know what I mean 😉
- Wizard Wand (real wand) – I like the idea of making things happen by simply saying or thinking them.
- One Ring to Rule Them All – nah mean?
- Fairy in a Jar – I would be a hell of a lot more spontaneous, that’s for sure.
- Purchasing Experience – if it was as easy as it is in video games I would have no need for these BS college courses.
Eric
- Jurassic Park – Dangerous Investment? Sure. Worth it? Hell yeah!
- Lightsaber – I can’t pass this up. I’ve wanted on since I was a kid.
- T.A.R.D.I.S. – I was going to go with an Animus, but why go the whole “dream” route when you can actually go anywhere, and see anything. Yeah. The dream baby!
- The Bat Cave – Somewhere to store all of my awesome tools of justice!
- Millennium Falcon – The T.A.R.D.I.S. is the most powerful ship in the universe. Never bring it into battle! The Millennium Falcon would act as my general transport.
Walnut
- The Barbie Dream House!
- Like, all of the ponies!
- A prince charming to save me from the highest tower in a castle guarded by a dragon!
- I suppose I’ll need a castle with a high tower. . .
- And a dragon to protect me from ne’er do wells, and all potential prince charmings.